Nerd Theory is Back!
Ogre has returned and is ready to mock all the awful stuff nerds do!
Nerds are grues…
Except they won’t eat you in the dark, unless you are a cheeto.
There is apparently an orgy MMO
And we should all be ashamed of this fact.
Zounds! An update!
So “Fifty Shades of Gray” is a thing. A thing a bunch of middle aged women are reading. We suppose there are no age limits on being nerds, so we think it is relevant here.
The problem with this book is two-fold. It would be three, because the writing is seriously shit-awful, but we feel a little unfair criticizing the author for terrible prose, because it’s OK to suck as writers (we do!) [copy ed.’s note: oh yes they do!].
But it is not OK to pass off fan fiction rape porn as acceptable literature for readers of any age. First and foremost, healthy kinksters inform us that the BDSM portrayed is unhealthy and not factual. Second, fan fiction, like all forms of nerdery, is an abomination that must be cleansed from the Earth.