Nerd Theory is Back!

Ogre has returned and is ready to mock all the awful stuff nerds do!

Nerds are grues…

Except they won’t eat you in the dark, unless you are a cheeto.

Oh look, more sexism from Reddit’s /r/gaming. Gods above I hate these nerds so much. I wish I could throw them into lockers every day.

Oh look, more sexism from Reddit’s /r/gaming. Gods above I hate these nerds so much. I wish I could throw them into lockers every day.

This lady gets it right so well. We would gladly offer her ten thousand interviews. She proves our long-standing belief that nerdy content creators (writers, illustrators, developers, etc.) are not the problem. The fans (nerds) are the problem.

This lady gets it right so well. We would gladly offer her ten thousand interviews. She proves our long-standing belief that nerdy content creators (writers, illustrators, developers, etc.) are not the problem. The fans (nerds) are the problem.

Goddammit Japan. 

Cracked takes another swipe at the Land of the Rising Sun and Pigeon Sex, treating the weirdness of H games with the required delicate touch, and some weeaboo shows up to say how it’s totally fine to watch Nazi space cats have weird sex with your cel-shaded avatar.

Goddammit Japan.

Cracked takes another swipe at the Land of the Rising Sun and Pigeon Sex, treating the weirdness of H games with the required delicate touch, and some weeaboo shows up to say how it’s totally fine to watch Nazi space cats have weird sex with your cel-shaded avatar.

There is apparently an orgy MMO

And we should all be ashamed of this fact.

Ogre here. AG is under the weather, but sent me this screenshot. “MOCK THEM!” he commanded, and mock I shall. 

Only a nerd could dispense with everything that humanizes a game. A rat pushing buttons for food has more self-awareness about leisure than a nerd.

Ogre here. AG is under the weather, but sent me this screenshot. “MOCK THEM!” he commanded, and mock I shall.

Only a nerd could dispense with everything that humanizes a game. A rat pushing buttons for food has more self-awareness about leisure than a nerd.

John Scalzi nails it (because fuck yeah, Scalzi!) and predictably, the Straight White Male Nerd Defense Brigade (complete with ludicrous and arrogant Ayn Rand avatar!) jumps to the defense of poor wittle straight white dudes everywhere. 

Yes, Captain Neckbeard, you are totally the Randian Ideal… posting on Kotaku.

John Scalzi nails it (because fuck yeah, Scalzi!) and predictably, the Straight White Male Nerd Defense Brigade (complete with ludicrous and arrogant Ayn Rand avatar!) jumps to the defense of poor wittle straight white dudes everywhere.

Yes, Captain Neckbeard, you are totally the Randian Ideal… posting on Kotaku.

Zounds! An update!

So “Fifty Shades of Gray” is a thing. A thing a bunch of middle aged women are reading. We suppose there are no age limits on being nerds, so we think it is relevant here.

The problem with this book is two-fold. It would be three, because the writing is seriously shit-awful, but we feel a little unfair criticizing the author for terrible prose, because it’s OK to suck as writers (we do!) [copy ed.’s note: oh yes they do!].

But it is not OK to pass off fan fiction rape porn as acceptable literature for readers of any age. First and foremost, healthy kinksters inform us that the BDSM portrayed is unhealthy and not factual. Second, fan fiction, like all forms of nerdery, is an abomination that must be cleansed from the Earth.